(Unifying fandom through rhyming couplets!)
You know what, guys?
It doesn't matter if you see Sheik as male or female. It doesn't matter if you see Sheik as Zelda's alter ego or as his (or her) own self. It even doesn't matter if you view all versions - N64, manga, and 3DS for Ocarina, and Brawl Sheik as four distinct characters, or as variations on the same, or something in between.
We're all unified by one thing - and that is that SHEIK IS AWESOME.
So let's give the arguments a rest! Sheik is friggin' cool, no matter what your views
Can't we all happily coexist?
And if you do want to coexist, come and join the club!
- you know you want to.